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Post by Angaridatha on Oct 7, 2005 19:05:40 GMT -5
TOP TEN REASONS WHY WITCHES DON'T WORSHIP SATAN
10- Scorch marks on the furniture whenever Satan manifests. 9- Not even Lysol can mask the smell of brimstone. 8- Hard to keep flaming goat's skulls lit. 7- Decreased availability of blonde virgins. 6- Blood stains from the sacrifices are *impossible* to get out of the carpet. 5- Wailing of the damned souls in hell keeps the neighbors awake. 4- The cats keep attacking Satan's tail, which annoys him. 3- Repeated stooping motions for administering the Kiss of Shame (is difficult on the older coven members). 2- Demons smell even worse than brimstone AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY WITCHES DON'T WORSHIP SATAN........ 1- Impossible to worship something that doesn't exist!!
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