Post by Angaridatha on Oct 7, 2005 19:06:25 GMT -5
*What do ya' call 13 Witches in a hot tub? A Self-Cleaning Coven
*What's Wiccan, flies around, and makes honey? The Blessed Bee!
*What's another name for a solitary Wiccan? Craft single.
*What do you say to an angry witch? Ribbit
*How do you tell a NewAge witch from a NeoPagan Witch? You throw them both in the water. The NeoPagan Witch will float, whereas the NewAge Witch will sink under the weight of all their (overpriced) crystals....
*How many Family traditionalists does it take to change a light bulb? Candle light was good enough for our ancestors, it's good enough for us!
*How many Gardnerian witches does it take to change a light bulb? It's a third degree secret.
*How many Alexandrian witches does it take to change a light bulb? "Lets go see how the Gardnerians do it!"
*How many solitary witches does it take to change a light bulb? (if they actually ask 'how many?', drum your fingers and stare at them as you wait for them to grasp the obvious)
*How many years does it take for a solitary witch to change a light bulb? How long does it take to get one out of the closet?
*-The Mighty God Thor was riding across the skies on his fiery steed Pegasus. He raised his hammer and bellowed, "I'M THOR! I'M THOR!" Pegasus looked up at him and muttered, "You thoulda wore your thaddle, thilly."
*How many Native Americans does it take to change a light bulb? Four---one to do the work and three to sing the Light Bulb Changing Song.
* What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "'Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh!^..."
*What's Wiccan, flies around, and makes honey? The Blessed Bee!
*What's another name for a solitary Wiccan? Craft single.
*What do you say to an angry witch? Ribbit
*How do you tell a NewAge witch from a NeoPagan Witch? You throw them both in the water. The NeoPagan Witch will float, whereas the NewAge Witch will sink under the weight of all their (overpriced) crystals....
*How many Family traditionalists does it take to change a light bulb? Candle light was good enough for our ancestors, it's good enough for us!
*How many Gardnerian witches does it take to change a light bulb? It's a third degree secret.
*How many Alexandrian witches does it take to change a light bulb? "Lets go see how the Gardnerians do it!"
*How many solitary witches does it take to change a light bulb? (if they actually ask 'how many?', drum your fingers and stare at them as you wait for them to grasp the obvious)
*How many years does it take for a solitary witch to change a light bulb? How long does it take to get one out of the closet?
*-The Mighty God Thor was riding across the skies on his fiery steed Pegasus. He raised his hammer and bellowed, "I'M THOR! I'M THOR!" Pegasus looked up at him and muttered, "You thoulda wore your thaddle, thilly."
*How many Native Americans does it take to change a light bulb? Four---one to do the work and three to sing the Light Bulb Changing Song.
* What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "'Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh!^..."