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Post by Angaridatha on Oct 7, 2005 19:10:20 GMT -5
THE MOST TOYS..........
* Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins. * Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins. * Judaism - He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins. * Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins. * Anglican - They were our toys first. * Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first. * Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins. * Atheism - There is no toy maker. * Polytheism - There are many toy makers. * Evolutionism - The toys made themselves. * Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys. * Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to the opposite of heaven if we catch you selling yours. * Baha'i - All toys are just fine with us. * Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin. * Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumptruck. * Mormonism - Every boy may have as many toys as he wants. * Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second... * Hedonsim - Hang the rule book! Let's play! * 7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses. * Church of Christ - He whose toys make music, loses. * Baptist - Once played always played. * Jehovah's Witnesses - He who "places" the most toys door-to-door, wins. * Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins. * Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination. * Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry. * Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play.
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