Post by Angaridatha on Oct 7, 2005 19:10:59 GMT -5
Dear Goddess, Astrological Signs
ARIES: Dear Goddess, please give me patience...and could you do it right now?
TAURUS: Dear Goddess, help me accept change, but not too quick.
GEMINI: Dear Goddess! Who is Goddess? Where is Goddess? Why is Goddess?
CANCER: DEAR GODDESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEO: Yes?
VIRGO: Dear Goddess, please make us perfect and don't mess it up like You did the last time!
LIBRA: Dear Goddess, please help me to be decisive, but on the other hand, what do You think is best?
SCORPIO: Our Mother, an' it harm none, even though the bastards deserve it!
SAGITTARIUS: Dear Goddess, if I've told you once, I've told you a million times....help me stop exaggerating.
CAPRICORN: Dear Goddess! I'd like to ask you to help me, but I learned a long time ago not to rely on anyone else!
AQUARIUS: Dear Goddess, I know I like change, but this chaos is ridiculous!!
PISCES: Dear Goddess, as long as I'm going to drink this fifth of Scotch tonight, please use the stimulation in Your honor.
ARIES: Dear Goddess, please give me patience...and could you do it right now?
TAURUS: Dear Goddess, help me accept change, but not too quick.
GEMINI: Dear Goddess! Who is Goddess? Where is Goddess? Why is Goddess?
CANCER: DEAR GODDESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEO: Yes?
VIRGO: Dear Goddess, please make us perfect and don't mess it up like You did the last time!
LIBRA: Dear Goddess, please help me to be decisive, but on the other hand, what do You think is best?
SCORPIO: Our Mother, an' it harm none, even though the bastards deserve it!
SAGITTARIUS: Dear Goddess, if I've told you once, I've told you a million times....help me stop exaggerating.
CAPRICORN: Dear Goddess! I'd like to ask you to help me, but I learned a long time ago not to rely on anyone else!
AQUARIUS: Dear Goddess, I know I like change, but this chaos is ridiculous!!
PISCES: Dear Goddess, as long as I'm going to drink this fifth of Scotch tonight, please use the stimulation in Your honor.