Post by aiyanna on Mar 18, 2006 20:15:01 GMT -5
You might be a Red-Neck Pagan
If you call the Quarters by invoking "Billy, Joe, Jim and Bob"....
If your favorite robe has the logo of a manufacturer of major farm equipment on the back....
If you call the Gods by hollerin' "Hey y'all, watch me!"....
If you've ever harvested ritual herbs with a weed wacker....
If you've ever blessed chewing tobacco ....
If you call the Quarters by invoking "Billy, Joe, Jim and Bob"....
If your favorite robe has the logo of a manufacturer of major farm equipment on the back....
If you call the Gods by hollerin' "Hey y'all, watch me!"....
If you've ever harvested ritual herbs with a weed wacker....
If you've ever blessed chewing tobacco ....