The Lesser Invoking Ritual of Monty Python

[The Wizard]

Found this one on another forum, I don't know who wrote it--it was posted by a man by the name of Cain. So maybe he wrote it, maybe he didn't, but if he didn't he found it and he gets credit for something at least. I didn't write it, I'm not that clever.

The Lesser Invoking Ritual of Monty Python

(1) Face east. Touch your forehead and say "OH I'M"
(2) Holding the hand at the genital level, point to the ground and say "A
LUMBERJACK"
(3) Touch the right shoulder and say "AND"
(4) Touch the left shoulder and say "I'M"
(5) Fold the hands over the heart and say "OKAY."
(6) Facing east, draw an invoking television. Make the Sign of the Silly Walk,
and say "NORWEGIAN BLUE, LOVELY PLUMAGE."
(7) Facing south, draw an invoking television. Make the Sign of the Silly Walk,
and say "NI!"
( 8 ) Facing west, draw an invoking television. Make the the Sign of the Silly
Walk, and say "BLOODY VIKINGS!
(9) Facing north, draw an invoking television. Make the the Sign of the Silly
Walk, and say "DINSDALE."
(10) Face east again. Make the sign of Brian of Nazareth Slain and say:
"Before me, MR GUMBY,
"Behind me, TIM THE MAGICIAN,
"To my right, MR NEUTRON,
"To my left, ROGER THE SHRUBBER.
"And now for something completely different."
(11) Repeat 1 through 5